Lookie, I'm trying to be funny.
Why is it that I find
Myself upon this stone?
The desert lies before me
Cooking to the bone
The blinding white
Little piece of meat
That’s all they seem to think of
Vultures up above
No care, compassion lies within their hearts
No tiny chink of love
While I’m wondering why I’m here
All I say is ‘Crap!’
Cursing myself and his idiocy, damn
I really should have used the Wii Strap